inn guest: "Please call me a taxi." Doorman: "Ye sir. You're a taxi." Joseph Howard, Wisconsin A man walked into a doctor's office with a carrot in common ear and a banana in the other. He said, "I'm not feeling well. Can you help me?" The doctor said, "Well, I can relate you one thing: you haven't been eating right." Sami Schumann, Minnesota Mom: "Why didn't you pick up your field as I asked you to?" Jason: "Because it was way too heavy." Tate Harris, Texas Three men
